I Did It!

*Tadaaaa!!!*

I achieved my Goal of running 50 miles in 4 weeks. I started out running 4 miles 3 times a week and now my last two runs were a little over 6 miles per run and I did them without feeling like I was going to throw up or die. *Blaaaaaaahhhgggg* Guess I spoke too soon. Kidding.

Here are a few stats from my runs (Note: 1 run was before I started working on my goal):
Total Runs: 12
Total Distance: 54.61 mi
Total Time: 10.3 Hours
Total Calories Burned: 5743
Farthest Workout: 6.94 mi

Isn't technology great?! That's a rhetorical question, for all you smart@$$es!

There are just too many good videos today

Tech Support 500 Years Ago!

How to hustle free drinks!

Now that I finally have my renewed drivers license (or "drinkers license" as I will call it in this case), I can order drinks without worrying whether they will notice it has expired and deny me my alcoholic beverage.

So what could be better than being able to order drinks nonchalant and carefree like, you ask?

Well how about ordering drinks nonchalant, carefree and without having to pay!

The following "instructional" videos will show you how you can get them for free!

The Mirror Hustle:


The Whiskey Hustle:


The Hat Hustle:


The Height Hustle:


The Coin Hustle:


The Speed Drinking Hustle:


And for the finale, a trick that is totally "mad":


Now that all my friends know about these hustles, I'll have to find some other unsuspecting victims.

It's Here! My New License

If you guys read my previous post about visiting the DMV in a suit to renew my license, you are ready to see my new ID.

*Drumroll Please*
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The picture turned out alright, I wish there was a bit more of the tie visible but you can see the suit jacket so it's OK. I also put my weight as 145 which is 5-6 pounds heavier than I actually am, so it's more of a "target weight". hehe

Now I need to get carded to see what reactions, if any, I get. So who wants to go out for a few drinks?

Nike+ Progress

A little progress update on my Nike+ iPod Sport Kit. What can I say, I'm enjoying my new little gadget.

FINALLY renewed my license! *GASP*

And it only took me a mere 7 months after it had expired. No, I wasn't waiting in line at the DMV for 7 months, I just majorly procrastinated, whoops. The worst part about not having a valid license wasn't worrying about getting pulled over with an expired license, it was not knowing whether or not the bartender or waitress would notice it's expired and let me buy drinks. You can certainly see where my priorities lie. (Don't drink and drive kids!) Well at least I'll get a new license saying that I'm 21 and a picture that isn't 9 years old. Holy crap! I've been driving for 9 years! Sheesh

I decided to have a little "fun" for my new picture, so I went to the DMV in a suit. It must be EXTREMELY rare for anyone to show up to the DMV in a suit because the lady behind the counter almost fell out of her chair when she looked up from her paperwork. The guy next to her thought I was investigating the DMV. Haha Then the lady that took my picture gave a satisfying "hmmmph" after snapping it. So it's either going to be super great or super lame. I'll put up the new license when I get it in 6-8 weeks. Next time my license expires I'll see if the DMV will change my name to Cazi "Danger" Brasga. ;)